You Are a Fake, Baby — And You Are Busted

You want to know how I know?

Because in your mind it is lying season. It is always lying season. And I am disgusted. Because you are busted.

Some people perform for the stage. Others perform for life. The difference is: we know we're doing it.

This one is for everyone who can spot a fake from across the room and has the receipts to prove it.

By M.V.K.